The other night Bert, Mamick, Matt, Gark, and Tear-e were playing tag in a local park. It was getting late, past 11:00 p.m. and the girlscouts were camping out in the large "dreampark" and setting fire to the field. The gang couldn't go there so they used the park across the street from them. They had a grand time, until the police shined a horribly bright light on them that is. A squad car was driving slowly down the road with some kind of spotlight attached to it. It stopped and an officer came out. "What are you doing?" he asked them. They told him that they were playing tag and asked if he would like to join them. He declined their offer and told them that the girlscouts camping out for their annual Bikini Armada saw people in the park and didn't know what they were doing! He told them to leave, but he wanted their names first. During this time Tear-e farted and everyone laughed, even the police officer thought it was amusing.

Gark was still hiding in the grass, but finally came out to talk to the officer. When it was all said and done they parted ways with the officer and he got back into his car with the bright spotlight and watched them leave.